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Author Challenge 22: Pitch and Query

 

Join us for a friendly challenge of Pitch and Query -- you be the Agent!


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We're going to find our very own winners, sort of like a Lottery, but not depending upon Luck.

Here's what we're going to try, and THIS time we're going to invite the whole 100+ Challenge Writers membership...

Challenge 22 will be called Pitch and Query

Here's a preview of how this whole-different kinda challenge will work...

For this competition you'll choose your favorite/best article or story, location on the site doesn't matter (fiction, non-fiction, whatever).

Then, you're going to PITCH it to the whole group, using just one or two sentences. NO LINKING YET

With me so far?

The membership will function like Agents. Each contestant will have a TOTAL OF FIVE "YES" VOTES in their pocket.

BEFORE you can post your ONE PARAGRAPH writing sample, still UNLINKED, you'll need to gather...

FIVE "YES" VOTES from the membership here.

Once you have your "approval" to QUERY, you may then post a ONE PARAGRAPH sample from your "proposed" article or story.

Still with me?

OK, so we're talking about

Challenge 22: Pitch and Query

I described the PITCH, in which you try to garner FIVE "YES" VOTES.

For the QUERY, you'll post a sample paragraph from your "proposed" article or story (the one you've picked to Pitch and Query about).

Once again, each contestant will be allowed A TOTAL of THREE Query votes of "YES". In other words, you can't just vote Yes for everybody and, of course, you cannot vote for your own pitch and query.

This is us, being "Agents," okay? Still with me?

Once you've gathered the required FIVE "YES" VOTES you will finally be allowed to...

POST THE LINK TO YOUR "PROPOSED" ARTICLE.

NO LIINKS will be permitted until you've received the go-ahead from our membership, the "Agents."

You may lobby, you may beg, you may cajole (good word, huh?), but you have to gather your FIVE VOTES EACH for your Pitch and then for your Query.

After that, we'll all submit our  First Place and Second Place votes (as in earlier Challenges).

The winning article or story will be the one that is "purchased" for "publication" (on our Zone, at least!), sort of like in real life.

Does this sound like fun? Are you game for a real challenge? Hope so -- you voted for it!

(yes, that WAS an evil glint in my eye)

Yes, the sample paragraph will come from your intended article.

**Deadline for new Pitch entries is 7pm Tuesday, June 22, 2010**

The winners of Challenge 22: Pitch and Query are.............

In second place with a total number vote of 29 is.............

Ann Hinds with her provocative article: Burying the “N” word

In First place with a total number vote of 31, just squeaking past Ann, we have...........

our dear Petra Newman and her Nostalgic journey to her favorite decade.

Congratulations both for a wonderful job!

The Pitch is a real "Pitch"


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YOU will have to decide how to pitch your proposed article to our member "Agents." As you know, there are dozens of ways to frame your "one sentence pitch" -- including stretching it to two sentences (maximum).

Here's a sample pitch:

"Dear Agent,

I've created a totally amazing article about hair balls, filled with little-known facts and helpful advice. It's probably the best Hair Ball Article ever, in the history of Mankind"

Well, that's one sample. I'll try to come up with another.

Sample Pitch #2:

"Dear Sir or Madam,

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a kitten in a grown woman's body? My fictional portrayal of this woman/kitten will make you laugh, cry, and maybe change the rest of your life"

Get the picture?

This will be the so-called "Elevator Pitch" we all so rightfully dread.

Come join the fun!


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Looking for a hopping place at Helium? Look no further.

Challenge 22: Pitch and Query Comment Thread is where all the fun is. Come join the sometimes wacky,  most times friendy, always encouraging and all the time fun conversations. These, as any of our group will tell you,  have a tendency of taking on a life of their own which is all the better! Although some insist camping is better still. Hence the bonfire. Anyone bring the marshmallows?

 

Articles for Review: The final stage of Challenge 22: Pitch and Query


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Read each article and pick your two favorites, first place and second place.

Post your vote on the thread.

Pitch your best pitch.


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#1 from Doreen Martel *

I have a great article about making the most of a layoff - since so many people are laid off I think it's timely and appropriate for this challenge!

#2 from Raymond Alexander Kukkee  * * * * *

Where does your inspiration come from?   The purpose of my  article is to offer intuitive  insight and an  answer to that universal writer’s dilemma--the blank page, and includes  ideas  that will equally coax and  encourage writers in search of inspiration,  regardless of genre.

#3 from Olivia Bredbenner * *

The long forgotten can be found again  even after many years. They are the true silent majority who tell no stories and leave no tears.

#4 from Charlotte Howard * * * * *

Dear Fine Agents,

Jobs and careers are a bit like relationships - coming and going until you find the one that fits you perfectly.  My proposed article describes the link that joins my own career and family relationships, exploring that fine line between love and hate.

#5 from April May Maple * * * * *

Anyone that has grown a garden understands it is so much more than simply raising plants; gardens have a habit of taking root and shaping us as much as we shape them. My article is an emotional flashback of how I viewed our first garden at the naive age of five with a touch of the harsh reality only an adult reexamining her past could see. 

#6 from EJ Young * * * * *

Trapped in the squalor of a tiny room in a foreign space, Shani sucked in the stale air as a slow fear settled in. Could she really be caught in the middle of a government cover-up?

If you are interested in what happens next, I can provide a more extensive excerpt from my article. Thanks for your consideration.


#7 from Glory Lennon * * * * *

A bittersweet journey of a child with autism and the family who finds they have a special love for this special child.

#8 from Ann Hinds * * * * *

Dear Sir or Madam,

The article being submitted is written in the first person and is politically incorrect but sometimes it is necessary to strike back at racism with a personal narrative.  Everyone holds strong opinions and I believe that instead of burying words, they need to be brought to the light of day.

Thank you for your consideration.

#9 from Conny Manero * *

Dear challenge agents,

You think you've got it bad in your job?  Try being an assistant to a boss from hell in a place like hell; knowing then what I know now, I could have sued him.

I hope to have tickled your curiosity bone.

#10 from Jim Bessy * *

Dear challenge Agents,

There are two sides to every story, even one about Camping. Please consider my submission, which follows an emotional journey into the age-old debate between tenting and RV camping.

#11 from Anna Mack * *

Dear Agents,

Adults sometimes seem oblivious to the dangers to young children found in old cemeteries where sunken holes, loose tombstones or fallen tree limbs may have tragic consequences.  My article tells of one such occurrence that brings one of those dangers to life.

Thank you for your consideration.

#12 from Amanda Dcosta * *

My Challenge Agents,

Disappointed that your summer is ruined because you cannot buy a charcoal grill to replace your old /  used / ruined one?  Have no fear; for you can now grill your way through summer with a DIY charcoal grill in the most efficient, inexpensive and convenient way, adding even more spark to your outdoor fun in the bargain. 

#13 from MJ Joachim * * * * *

The ominously large, victorian mansion looks strangely out of place in the suburbs of San Jose, California. As one of the world's most famous haunted houses, the Winchester Mystery House promises thrills and suspense for everyone who visits.

#14 from Diane Quinn * * * * *

Saving money is a hot topic for everyone these days with most families eager to cut corners.  Turning off lights and lowering the air conditioner temperature are no brainers; but are you just as savvy about dollar zapping parasitic electronics?

#15 from Lady Diana *

Dear Challengers.

There are two kinds of animals; the preys and the predators. I know for sure I don't want to be the prey, but have you ever wondered to which catergory you belong?

#16 from Petra Newman * * * * *

Dear Challenge Agents;

Remember how things used to be?  This article is a lighthearted, nostalgic glimpse back in time when time didn't matter.

#17 from Cheryl Barnette *

I wrote a fictional story about how a young boy is caught up in the midst of drug addicted caretakers. Heartbreaking, but these situations occur all too often.

#18 from R. Renee Brembry

Dear Challenge Agents,
My story about a girl who learns the depths of true shame in a struggling society should be read by all children and parents considering the financial hardships many families continue to undergo while, at the same time, keeping themselves afloat during this twenty-first century depression.

Each * next to a name is a vote earned. Remember: Each agent has but three (3) votes to bestow on those each deems worthy. Your Pitch needs five (5) votes to continue into the Query phase of the competition.

Part #2 : The Query

Here are posted athe one paragraph excerpts from the articles pitched by  those fortunate few with the required 5 votes.

#1 From EJ Young:     5 votes

Thanks to modern technology, on-line stories spread as fast as fingers can fly on the keyboard. After reading and repeating the same stories, it's no wonder that truth and myth blend together. Some myths might sound outrageous but they seem to have a magical hold over people. Some myths about air travel sound more believable than others.

#2 from Petra Newman     2 votes

Hello again;  Here is my excerpt from my article. 

Think, I Love Lucy . . .Rin Tin Tin . . . Lassie . . .Roy Rogers and Dale Evens . . . American's sweetheart's Doris Day and Rock Hudson . . .the rebels, James Dean and Brando. It was the era of crinolines, bobby socks and penny loafers, jukeboxes and Coca Cola. It was a simpler more innocent time. This was the decade of my childhood.

#3 from Sir Raymond     4 votes

Without further ado,  I offer my Query  for  the second phase of our challenge:

Inspiration encourages better writing methods and techniques, but more importantly, it encourages and even prods insistently the desire to learn well  the exquisite art of writing .     To be a superior writer demands inspiration, for inspired work is inevitably superior. To proffer a hypothesis in clarity, to outline technical details precisely, or to write creative works of art in an extraordinary fashion requires more than mundane thought. The fruit of the pen, to ripen elegantly, requires nothing less than inspiration, but where does inspiration come from?

#4 from Ann Hinds     5 votes

Fellow writers, the paragraph below is for your consideration. If chosen for further review, some may find the rest of the article politically incorrect and I beg your forgiveness if you find it offensive.

In America, we "bury" things that make us or others uncomfortable. We bury words, we bury images, and we sanitize everything. If we bury it, then we do not have to deal with it and what it stands for. The problem with burying words is that they do not go away. They stay out there because they have no place to go. You can't say it but continue to refer to it as the "N" word. It's every bit as prevalent as it was when you could use the whole word.

Thank you.

#5 from April May Maple     5 votes

It was the summer of 88, the summer of my first garden. That summer marked many changes in my life and as the garden grew, I grew as well. We had moved from our towering apartment complex to a small white house, without my father; just mom, sister, baby brother and I. It was okay though, we lived in a white house just like the president. Well at least that is what Crystal and I would tell each other.

#6 from MJ Joachim     5 votes

You can't help but notice the ominous structure, so curiously inviting, yet threatening too. Rumor has it ghosts still roam the premises of this house that survived the earthquake of 1906. It was 7 stories back then, and had been under construction for approximately 22 years when the earth rumbled, shaking its very foundation.

#7 from Diane Quinn     4 votes

Do you leave your computer on all day? Do you believe that when you turn something "off" it no longer uses energy? Many household electronics continue to cost us money even when in the off position. This is the premise of parasitic electronics, and you will be amazed at how many of them you have in your home.

8 from Charlotte Howard 1 vote

"When being asked about my job, I usually answer "I don't work", but the truth is that my job is 24-7! I wear many employment hats - housekeeper, nanny, cleaner, tailor, chauffeur and cook being the most commonly worn. You see, as well as being a freelance writer I am a mother and housewife."

#9 from Amanda Dcosta

The grills should be of cast iron with an anti-rust coat to it. Affix wooden covered cast iron handles to each grid to aid in easy handling during and after cooking. The idea is to make your entire grill as convenient as possible for use. The size of the food grill should be a little bigger than the upper periphery of the grill unit, so that it does not dip into the coal pit or allow the food to come in contact with the coal.

#10 from Annalou Mack     1 vote

Missouri was in the midst of Indian Summer on this beautiful, warm, sunshiny day of October 1, 1936. It was a perfect day to work outside in the clear, fresh air. My mother's neighborhood club had agreed to take as a project the cleaning of the local cemetery that had been allowed to grow up in weeds and brush. Some of the tombstones in this old cemetery had fallen over while others were loose on their base. In retrospect it was not a safe place for children to be playing but baby sitters were unheard of in those days which meant everyone took their youngsters with them wherever they went.

Comments (1 to 8 of 8)

M. J. Joachim
Jun 23, 10 at 02:53 PM
Found it, Glory:) Thanks!
R. Renee Bembry
Jun 23, 10 at 01:17 AM
Dear Challenge Agents,
My story about a girl who learns the depths of true shame in a struggling society should be read by all children and parents considering the financial hardships many families continue to undergo while, at the same time, keeping themselves afloat during this twenty-first century depression.
Jim Bessey
Jun 19, 10 at 02:29 AM
Hi Friends, please note that we've made a major rule change to fix my math error -- FIVE YES VOTES will be needed to move forward for each phase, both Pitch and Query. My fault on the faulty math, and kudo's to Glory for noticing the Emperor's New Clothes, so to speak. Sorry for the error!
Annalou Mack
Jun 18, 10 at 06:31 PM
Great job, Glory. You really have a knack for these.
Diane Quinn
Jun 18, 10 at 03:11 PM
Looks great! Nice to see all the pitches in one place for easy reading. :)
Doreen Martel
Jun 18, 10 at 02:57 PM
Glory ... you've done an outstanding job as usual ;)
Glory Lennon
Jun 18, 10 at 02:57 AM
You're not so bad yourself, Jim. Thank you so much for inviting me to the challenge. I've had loads of fun!
Jim Bessey
Jun 18, 10 at 01:52 AM
Absolutely stellar job on this zone, Glory. You are a real treasure. What in the world would our challenge group do without you?? Thanks for being so totally awesome. (Just a teeny bit of hyperbole there; I'm sure you won't mind, right?)

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Yes! There are prizes!

First prize will be no less than $10 cash, payable to your PayPal account (the one you use to receive Helium payments), bragging rights (never can have too much of that!), the undying respect of your peers (Possibly some envy tossed in there for good measure).

What else could you want? No, there will be no fancy sports cars, so, don't even ask! The Mustang was just a tease.

And now, to keep the lawyers happy, the fine print...

  • Here are the official rules of On-Board Author Challenges as developed during the previous 21 competitions, and modified once again for Challenge 22.
  • These contests ARE NOT sponsored by, endorsed by, or guaranteed by Helium or any of its legal representatives
  • Rules of each competition are subject to change without prior notice, as deemed fit by your host, Jim Bessey. Any rule changes will be clearly posted on the challenge zone and on the forum thread, Challenge 22 comment thread.
  • Contests are open to all Helium members. Member must have an open and active account at the time the contest is concluded, in order to win
  • Entry is made by recording a Comment on the matching Challenge Zone. Entries posted to the group forum thread, Challenge 22 comment thread become offiical once they are added to the Zone. All Pitches will be listed in Reply #2 to this thread.
  • One entry per contestant.
  • All articles written and submitted to the challenge must be in Any HELIUM TITLE.
  • Your pitch may be as creative as you want, just make them good if you want to gain 3 votes!
  • Entries must be already posted at Helium.
  • The official starting date for each challenge will be clearly marked in the matching thread and also in the corresponding Zone.
  • Zone for Author Challenge 22: Pitch and Query will be available by Thursday, June 17, 2010.
  • Make your pitch by choosing an article posted to an Active Helium title. Any TOS or User Agreement violations contained within an entered article may be grounds for disqualification.
  • Conditions for inclusion in a challenge may include the requirement to read and comment upon other authors' articles. Challenge 22 will use special "Literary Agent" guidelines for choosing the one article for "publication".
  • Winner will be determined by which article gets the most "agents" interested in their article.
  • Deadlines for pitches, queries and voting  will be posted on the challenge zone and in the forum thread.
  • Decisions of the contest host are final. In the event of a math error, any participating member may request a recount before the contest is finalized.
  • Cash prizes, if included, will be awarded via PayPal only. Since Helium members must have an open PayPal account in order to receive payments, this method should be acceptable to all users. No other payment method will be employed. This is NOT an official Helium payment, and WILL NOT be shown on the member's Earnings page.
  • These rules, and any changes to them, will be displayed in the third Post Reply (Challenge Thread) and on the matching Challenge Zone.
  • Additional information regarding this contest may be displayed in other areas of the thread or zone, and may also be supplied at a later time. Failure to modify these rules to include such additional information does not negate the inclusion of those conditions as part of the Challenge guidelines and rules.

Recent Challenge Winners

Challenge 21: Your best advice

First Place winner: How to recognize good writing advice by Glory Lennon

Challenge 20: Know Your Place

First Place winner:  Reflections : Smalltown Baseball by Ann Hinds

Challenge 19: Characters Welcome!

First Place winner:  Short Stories: Despair by Abagael MacAskill

Challenge 18: Leapin' Losers!

First place: Getting over writer's block by MJ Joanchim

Challenge 17: What about friends?

First place:   Essays: Friendship by Raymond Alexander Kukkee

Second place: Best ways to break up with a girlfriend by Jim Bessey

Challenge 16: Giving Thanks.

First place:   Thanksgiving Day: A reminder of why we are thankful by Olivia Bredbenner. 

Second place: Reflections: The art of giving thanks by Diane Quinn.

Challenge 15: All about Cats!

First place:  Memoirs: How my cat adopted me by Jim Bessey.

Second place tie: How big cat habitats are altered by people by MJ Joachim,

and  Memoirs: How cats guided me through life's journey by EJ Young.

Challenge 14: How to ___your own___.

First place:  How to propagate plants from cuttings by Glory Lennon.

Second place: How to develop your own writing style by Jim Bessey.

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